What the F.A.Q.?

We do this as fast as we can. Mom.

Ok, this one is more complex. We’ll let Prof. Fedex from our Logistics Department answer that one: 

According to Prof. Fedex: "Taking into account numerous factors that influence the total shipping time, given the current turbulent climate affecting the global shipping routes, as well as the politically unstable situation in many regions involved in our supply chain, I would venture a guess that most Fartstock orders are shipped as single or multiple packages, depending on order contents and item availability, and are estimated to arrive between 7 days to 7 weeks time. This is fairly consistent across our global operations, albeit may not be 100% accurate for all orders (for reasons already stated above plus seasonal changes in order volumes). Please note this is only an estimate that's solely based on the opinion of one subject matter expert and subject to future peer reviews and revisions."

Yes. We may borrow, be influenced or inspired by the works of others, we may create collages or make caricatural representations of existing work or written copy, but we never steal or plagiarize the work of others out of respect for our fellow artistic community (and possible ensuing lawsuits).

What obsession? We make fine art – Fine Art!
F. Art for short.
Maybe you have an obsession…

Yup. Absolutely!

Basically, every 100th T-Shirt we ever sell is FREE!

Seriously. FOR EVER EVER! That’s our deal. We invented it!

It means if you buy a T-Shirt from us, we cross check the purchase number with our central database. If the number of your purchase ends with two 00’s (ie 1200, 2000, 6800, 1877400) you will receive a full refund on the price of that T!

No bullshit!
No crappy store credit.
No questions asked.
No matter the price.
No action required after purchase.

You will get cash, same as you paid for that T-shirt (not the whole order – that would be just too silly – this only works for T-Shirts).

This even works for our amazing, (near)patented Orignial $100 T-Shirt, too! Think about it: you could get a $100 value for nothing! And the odds on it happening are 1:100 – that’s a loooot better than most lotteries and giveaways!

Check it out! Buy any T-Shirt, you just might get as lucky as every one of our 100th customers did, and get yours completely FREE!

Once you get your refund, it would be awesome if you took a selfie with your FREE FAR.T and posted it on your profiles and tagged us: #fartstock #fartproductions #every100thtshirtisfree 
But, again, you don’t have to. This deal is an completely no-strings-attached thing we do to give back to our customers and have some fun together! 

And the bonus: even if you don’t win, you are helping bring someone else a piece of their joy when they hit the 100 mark! That’s the community spirit we’re into here. And a big thanks to all of you who are helping out!

For more information and maybe some updates you can visit our dedicated ‘The EVERY 100th T-Shirt Is FREE FOREVER GIVEAWAY!’ page (although it pretty much says what we wrote here – it’s your time.)

That’s getting a little personal, don’t you think?
If by ‘you’ you mean ‘us’ then possibly, maybe – we’d have to do a poll to verify this 100%.
(we’re not going to)

Yeah. Not really a question. Next…

Again. Not a question. Next!

Please use direct messaging on any of our social profiles. We may take some unspecified amount of time to respond, depending on who is on the platform and who the question is most relevant to.

Good question! (finally!)

F.ART is short for ‘Fine Art’ (or ‘Fucked-up Art’ or ‘Freakin’ Art, Man’, depending on who you ask.)

FAR.T is short for Far-Out T-shirt.

That’s our story and we’re stickin’ to it.  You can read more about it on the About Us page.

We don’t really have one. Each case is usually different and we deal with them as such. More about that can be found in our legally sound Terms & Conditions.

Please take a moment to review our Privacy Policy. It’s all there.

We’re BATMAN!