The EVERY 100th T-Shirt Is FREE FOREVER GIVEAWAY!
This is a unique FARTSTOCK deal that you won’t find anywhere else and it is an always-on, run forever, we-built-our-identity-on-it-so-it’s-not-going-anywhere type thing, so you are always a part of it as a valued FARTSTOCK customer and there’s no need to do anything to be entered.
EVERY 100th T-Shirt is FREE
How it works
Basically, EVERY 100th T-SHIRT WE EVER SELL IS FREE!
Seriously. FOR EVER EVER! That’s our deal. We invented it! It will run FOREVER (or however long we and the human race will last)!
It means each time someone buys a T-Shirt from us, we cross check the purchase number with our central database. If the number of the T-shirt purchase ends with two 00’s (ie 400, 1,200, 2,000, 6,800, 8,177,400) they will receive a full refund on the price of that T!
No bullshit!
No crappy store credit.
No questions asked.
No matter the price.
No action required after purchase.
You will get cash, same as you paid for that T-shirt
(not the whole order – that would be just too silly – this only works for T-Shirts).
This even works for our amazing, (nearly)patented Orignial $100 T-Shirt, too!
Think about it: you could get a $100 value for nothing!
And the odds on it happening are 1:100 – that’s a loooot better than most lotteries and giveaways!
Check it out! Buy any T-Shirt and you just might get as lucky as all the other 100th customers did and get your T completely FREE!
Once you get your refund, it would be awesome if you took a selfie with your FREE FAR.T and posted it on your profiles and tagged us: #fartstock #fartproductions #every100thtshirtisfree
But, again, you don’t have to. This deal is a completely no-strings-attached thing we do to give back to our customers and have some fun together!
And the bonus: even if you don’t win, you are helping to bring someone else a piece of their joy when they hit that 100th T-shirt mark!
That’s the community spirit we’re into here.
That’s all there is to it. No other conditions, no legal fine print, to hidden hooks or convoluted marketing schemes. This thing’s real and it is for real and so are we and so is this great, fun giveaway. Good luck!
Also – a BIG THANKS to ALL of you for helping out and being great sports!
WARNING: if you bought your FAR.T from anywhere else, it likely reeks of fraud!
FARTSTOCK.com is THE ONLY place to get a unique, 100% genuine, authentic F.ART Production original piece’o’f.art.
We keep a record of all our exquisite clientelle and so you can always ask the seller for a client id and which item they bought.
We’ll gladly verify the true nature of the goods for you.
