Privacy Policy

First things first: this website uses SOME cookies. Nothing very serious, most will be pretty standard and functional in nature. We don’t believe in cookie notices ’cause they’re stupid and just waste everybody’s time.

You are using a website, you probably know about cookies, every website uses them, you pretty much agreed to them the second you got a device with Internet access. We don’t use them for anything sinister. Don’t want them? Get off this page and clear your browser cache. Voila! Presto! You’re cookied no more.

First things second: Your data is protected by all the fancy systems our platforms operate on. Not telling you what they are ‘cause that’s like inviting hackers to hack them. But they are pretty high standard and in place. You can trust us. We use global providers for payments and your credit card info goes through them, not us. That’s a good thing for you because we’re not that mature & responsible. 

Also. We’re paying Big John the Big Bucks to keep our premises nice and secure and to go after any blokes or gals (sorry gals – we never think of gals as bad guys, is why we said ‘blokes’ first) who might wish to wrong us. 

Seriously. You want privacy? Get off the Nets! Like really.

We try as much as the next peeps, but the truth is, you will never have certainty anywhere, so why write (or read) a whole bunch of generic crap to placate your fragile sense of  security? Full security is just a fairy tale told by pre-net grandmas. That said, you’re pretty freakin’ secure here.

We don’t share your data, if that’s what concerns you. We would never want ours shared, so we do as we’d like done unto us. That’s the deal here. 

Anyway, you are much better off with us than most websites out there. We’re artistic, but we also have a conscience and we use pretty technical IT nerds to put together and maintain our pretty technical nerdy stuff. So, sleep easy – your data’s safe here!