Who is this figure that our
comics are based around? Why, he's the famous John Wilkes Booth.
That's right, the man who killed Abraham Lincoln. No, kidding. But,
oddly enough, he does share the exact same name as the famous killer. We
picked the name from Dave's list of "Names
That Could Make Your Head Explode". Amazing how everything here
at FartStock is related, eh?
Why do the comics suck so bad? Well, a number of reasons.
Mike is in charge of "drawing" them on the computer, and Mike isn't
a good artist at all, nor is he intelligent, but that's for another day.
So, Mike throws together these shitty comics since the objective is to
not impress, simply to entertain (kind of the F.S. motto).
I got an idea for a comic, can I send it in? Fuck no.
Kidding. Sure, send it in, and we'll see what happens! E-mail
Mike.
