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"Hockey Rules My Life" by Mike

 
 It all started when I was about four years old, living in Spokane, Washington. I had moved there when I was two from my birthplace: Riverside, California (not exactly a hockey hotbed). Within a few years of arriving in Spokane, my father introduced the family to the Spokane Chiefs. A local W.H.L. (Western Hockey League) team. They were young kids trying to get noticed, they played hard, dirty, and it was as entertaining as all hell. 

 My dad always tells me this story about when I saw my first Chiefs game. "When you saw someone skate across the ice and hit another guy, your eyes lit up, and it made you say, 'These guys get PAID to do this?!'" He then explains how I'd run all the way across the house and hit my brother, just like at the games. I wanted to be a Spokane Chief. I'd late come to terms with the fact that a small, skinny, roller hockey playing kid like myself could never play ice hockey at that level. That sucked.

 Even though I'll never fulfill my dream of being a ice hockey player, I'm still a huge fan. My dad and I have season tickets to the Anaheim Ducks, and I write for a sports website. I check NHL websites daily, and keep myself updated. It's fair to say, hockey does in fact rule my life. I play it as much as possible, I write about it, I read about it, I even write a stupid article about it here at FartStock.com. But that's me. I'm a hockey nut. And I'll die a hockey nut. You have the Spokane Chiefs and Jon Shockey to thank for that!

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